Today, 2 lunatics (Joan and Joanne) ran loose from IMH and ended up at my house!!
They started raping and each other on my bed and wrecked my room... :(

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Yellow yellow dirty fellow... tsk!


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Lucky my parents weren't home... 'cause they were screeching and fighting fiercely for my poor bolster and pillow!
They were damn crazy and violent I tell you!
... To the extent of my shorts almost being pulled down by... Joanne!! I almost got raped by her... OMG outrage of modesty... :(


... and then you know what Joanne did?! She took Princess, (my stuffed lamb as seen in the 1st picture of the post) and stripped and molested her!!! My poor Princess is still very traumatised from her you know!
Irresponsible Joanne kept denying she's a pervert despite the above incidents!!

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Joan the lazybones lazed on my bed throughout the entire time they were at my house... I know she loves my bed very much... :D
(Actually, she was busying messaging XX.)



So Joanne and me got bored and played with Barbie dolls...
... and that, was my gravest mistake!!



Just look at what she did to Barbie!
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LOOOOOK!




But a sick-minded person never stops at just that...
Remember, Joanne is a pervert...


So you can expect what happened to Barbie...
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Joanne exposed Barbie's boobs!!
That's me in the background to prove that I'm just an innocent-being who had nothing to do with this case of molest.




So Joanne, denying doesn't make you not a pervert... okay? HAHAHA. You still are a pervert but we still love you the same! :)
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Hahaha. Barbie rapist!

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Me and Joanne with the dolls.
Joan refused to get off my bed because she loves it too much so we took pictures without her.

Actually, I took a lot of her unglam pictures but she made me delete them all. :(





Well, that's all for today...




Oh! In case you're wondering why some of my tweets are so weird today... Joan is the mastermind. She took my phone and tweeted nonsense but I did the same to her so we're quits!




Can't wait for tomorrow!! :)
P/S : Joanne is awesome? ._.


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